Don't you wish you knew women who would do this for you? Well, maybe you have the woman, but you don't have the bumper sticker. I understand. Let me tell you, it’s damn easy to get the PUSSY SATISFIES bumper sticker. All you have to do is mail in a check for $1.00 (plus .50 for shipping) made out to John Bruni. Write on the envelope: EDGEWOOD/MACLONGSHAGNKS ENT. 468 E. VALLETTE ST. ELMHURST, IL 60126 In no time, you’ll be ready to take your own pictures.

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And now for another Pussy Satisfies contest!

If you know a woman (or are a woman) willing to purchase this bumper sticker, wear it in an enticing fashion, and send the picture to me, you will be entered into a contest. The sexiest picture will win a cash prize and a full set of Edgewood Ent. products, and it will be posted on this website! The cash prize? Well, it's only $20. Who the hell do you think I am, Mr. Moneybags? This contest ends on July 25, 2008, and it is only open to women 18 and older.